Yeah, I'll open that email ... NOT!

I once sat in a bar and jotted down all the snippets of conversation that rose above the background 'gobbling turkey' noise.  I wondered if I could get a sense of people or place from those snippets.  It was a long time before the next flight!

I've decided to start something similar!  Just a list, but then the web is full of those, of ludicrous SPAM subject lines that are supposed to entice me to open unsolicited mail. Above all the email 'noise', could there be some genius out there?  These are all genuine SPAM filter catches, believe it or not.

Feel free to send me your best SPAM subject lines and append this blog.

THE LIST

spoonful brainwashing

good morning iamjustsendingthisletter

make your fat friends envy you

Blog crap smell

Wish could quietly dating Versace

Bet spiritually

Can’t stand sex all night long?

Please summarize your experience in the nuclear power field other than as a Fire Marshal if applicable.

He played some Christmas music and Howard said that they're going to hell for that.

Earth's Crust Missing in Mid-Atlantic

teleprompter then heinz